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Wassssssssssup Errrrbody. Rumpelstiltskin! Didn't he live in a pie or something? No wait, he had a giant beard didn't he?

First off, those size 28 jeans that you fit for exactly two years of your life... well, this dude bought them all, threw them in the dryer for a year, and now it's game on.

This is the shit I'm talking about.

Bangerfest. It begs the question, why the fuck don't people dance in Bar 35? And why do people stand in ridiculously long lines to get into Bar 35 and not dance? The Rapture was right. Drink and moan and diss.

And when the fuck did Indigo start closing before midnight? Man, apparently it's been a while since I've been there. What the f*ck?

This is true. They also help you spend your paycheck and are usually responsible for a raging headache the next morning.

Been meaning to photo mission Waikiki for about a week now, but the only time I've been able to make it there is 2:12 a.m. There's a lot of hookers around at that hour.

Hookers and rad HECO brushed metal signs. There's no stopping the awesomeness of this.

Tinkerbell AND Rumpelstiltskin in the same post. She's a hot little number. Must be the steady diet of fairy dust. It's some magical stuff.

Let's launder together.